Even in the annals of NFL history, this might be a first: a fan at the Buffalo Bills-New England Patriots game threw a sex toy onto the field.
It happened in the final minutes of the third quarter, at the tail end of a Tom Brady-to-Chris Hogan pass near the end zone. All of a sudden, an object came flying into the frame, near the end zone.
— JP_Shanahan (@JP_Shanahan) October 30, 2016
And it brings up so many questions: how did the tossee get the offending phallus into the stadium? Was it hidden in a hoodie or did someone boldly carry it into the building in their NFL-mandated, clear purse?
Is there a reason it was thrown in the direction of Chris Hogan, who left Buffalo for New England in free agency this year?
What was noted fetishist Rex Ryan’s reaction?
Keep in mind, all of this happened not long after New England’s Rob Gronkowski scored his franchise-record 69th touchdown (you know what he means).
Naturally, Gronkowski had a comment about it:
Gronk on the dildo being thrown on the field. "I think it was for the Bills" #Patriots pic.twitter.com/tNcFHZyv6l— Chad Amaral (@chad_amaral) October 30, 2016
In case you’re wondering, one of the officials had to clear the, ahem, offending debris off the field.
Dildo launch from @hub_nation ???????? pic.twitter.com/nfL4tI9UVG— Dillon Hayes (@Dillon_Hayes) October 30, 2016
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