Dr. Saturday's 2016 National Signing Day All-Name Team

Welcome to Dr. Saturday's 2016 National Signing Day All-Name Team. We've got a player who shares a name with a famous actor leading our team.

Our team MVP this season is Nebraska signee Dicaprio Bootle. Yes, that's Bootle with an "l" and not an "i." Bootle committed to Nebraska over the summer after the Huskers saw him at a satellite camp.

Perhaps his parents were Titanic fans? The movie was released in December of 1997.

 

Here are the rest of our All-Name team roster:

 

FIRST TEAM

 

• RB Lil'Jordan Humphrey, Texas - This gives us hope that there could be a recruit named Lil'Penny after the • Nike Penny Hardaway commercials of the 1990s.
• WR Ralphlauren McCauley, undecided - His nickname, according to his own website, is "Polo" and he's got offers from Louisiana-Monroe and Texas State.
• QB Messiah deWeaver, Michigan State - Let "The Chosen One" comments begin.
• LB Zach Sandwisch, West Virginia
• OL Brodarious Hamm, Auburn - Such a perfect name for an offensive lineman.
• DE Isaiahh Loudermilk, Wisconsin
• WR Infinite Tucker, UMass
• WR Randrecous Davis, South Carolina
• DE Pookie Maka, Colorado - If Maka has a signature dance, "The Pookie Maka" is catchy enough to be a craze.
• LB Jango Glackin, Northwestern
• DT Boss Tagaloa, UCLA - Another great name for a lineman.

 

SECOND TEAM

 

• OL Jakori Savage, LSU
• S Nigel Warrior, Tennessee
• OL Dakota Cru Birdyshaw, Southern Miss
• OL D'Andre Christmas-Giles, Texas
• S Qwuantrezz Knight, Maryland
• ATH Maurice Ffrench, Pitt
• WR Eddie McDoom, Michigan
• RB Natereace Strong, Missouri
• LB Michael Divinity, LSU
• S Brady Breeze, Oregon
• WR Neru N'Shaka, Toledo